"Wardrobe malfunction" is the dumbest phrase I've heard since a local newscaster called an "expert's" analysis of the 9/11 attacks as "informed speculation." I've heard people say that the farting horse in the Budweiser ad made their kids laugh, because, of course, what kid WOULDN'T laugh at that? True, but it was a BEER ad, not an ad for a Barbie horse-drawn carriage.

Now MTV & CBS claim they did not expect that, and Timberlake apologized. Why? It makes no difference to Timber or Janet, who will lose all credibility if she says she didn't expect it, because she always wears a silver nipple button.

But for CBS to claim stupidity strains... well... the definition of stupidity. "It's a family hour" they continuously say, regardless of the farts, the implied bestiality, and the Viagra-Lite commercials discussing four-hour erections.

Um, no.